Love off The Grid- S2 E9 "Getting Steamy"/E10 "Pulling the Trigger"/E11 "The Hard Way"/E12 "Putting Up Walls"

[00:00:11] Welcome to Reality Tee Times Two, the podcast where we discuss all the trash reality TV we love to hate. I'm Tanyka and today we are going to be finishing up Love Off The Grid. Not exactly sure when you're gonna get this. I'm gonna try to see if I can squeeze it in today on a Monday as you're getting, I believe you're getting Secret Lives of Women Wives today. I'm gonna try to get it in there.

[00:00:39] Um, but if not, you'll get both of them. I'm thinking on Boxing Day, I'm thinking, I'm not sure. We'll see because I'm not sure in terms of scheduling. Um, you'll get it, you'll be getting it, not to worry, but obviously because you're getting it now. But just in terms of when you're getting it, I'm not 100% sure. But anyways, enough of that. We're finishing up Love Off The Grid. Both episodes are going to be dropping at the same time like I did with the first two.

[00:01:08] Um, so that's what's gonna be happening. So without further ado, we're just gonna jump right into it. Okay, so episode nine, Love Off The Grid. So, Maisha's mom is here again to help. Apparently, Maisha mentions that she is late.

[00:01:28] Um, so I think it was her mom or, yeah, I think she mentioned to her mom previously. Her mom came with pregnancy tests, um, for her to take.

[00:01:40] But her cycles are irregular. I'm not sure if at this point we find out she has PCOS. Um, I can't remember in terms of the timeline here, but I think we do find out she has PCOS at this point. Um, and that's one of the many signs, um, for women who have PCOS. Um, not everyone, because I'm one, I have regular periods, but, um,

[00:02:04] um, a lot of people, unfortunately, all women, that is one of the signs of irregular periods.

[00:02:14] So, my girl just squats down in the bush and starts taking this test. Wow. I mean, there are many ways that I've, we've seen people take a test. Spoiler alert. We saw another person on V90, which we'll talk about, um, in the new year of taking a pregnancy test, which, guys, my mouth dropped.

[00:02:39] Like, I have my mouth dropped. Like, I have my mouth dropped. Because I'm like, ah, she just has a period. What? We'll talk about it. But anyways, never have I ever seen a person do a pregnancy test in the bush. I mean, seriously, two truths and a lie. They point out the lie. Seriously. Anyway.

[00:03:00] Okay. Just aside, though, it's, it's a negative test. And she says that this hurts because she feels like at the time she takes a test, it's negative. And that hit harsh for me because, yes, um, I've done many a test. Um, I would say in the last decade or so.

[00:03:26] With, uh, with, uh, with my ex-husband taking, you know, my test here and test there and in my current relationship, same thing. And it is absolutely, it's like you're, you're willing the universe for it to be a positive test.

[00:03:45] Yet, you know, in the back of your mind it's going to be a negative test. And it's heartbreaking. And you don't want to watch your, you don't want to get your hopes up.

[00:03:55] Um, because when it's a negative test, when you know it's going to be negative, especially because that's all you ever see. Um, it, uh, it hurts. Yeah. Um, so she kind of then, it takes a turn.

[00:04:14] Because, I mean, I know she was raised in the church. You can see her mom's religious. But it just takes this weird turn into talking about, oh, God's punishing me? What is happening here? Listen, I think one of the most amazing things that I've ever heard, thanks to reality gaze, is God doesn't care if you suck a dick. Don't care. Okay?

[00:04:40] And I think God has other things than to punish people. You know, like, I just, oh man, I don't know. I just, it's this weird thing that started. It was, it was, yeah. Anyway, moving on. But we won't be moving on completely because this comes up again.

[00:04:58] So anyway, she tells Joe that I need you to hold your nut in. Because, again, when you're trying to get pregnant, you can have sex every day or, you know, try to hold that in. But, I mean, I don't know. I, I know people have done this. I do know this.

[00:05:23] But, um, yeah, I know. But I don't know. Because, again, the, your balls regenerate, you know? Like, that's why they say don't have sex every day if you're trying to get pregnant. Because, you know, every other day.

[00:05:41] Because the sperm is regenerating. So, I just don't understand holding it all in. And it doesn't, even when you're doing a semen analysis, you, you're only supposed to hold it in for a certain amount of days. You can't go under, you can't go over. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's, but anyways, this is what she wants to do.

[00:06:01] So, um, he's like, I'm good. He's like, I don't, I don't need to do that. I'm good. Because the idea of him not having sex, he's like, no, no, thank you. Um, because they have a very, very, very healthy sex life. They have sex at least three times a day. So, they do round two now so that he can hold his nut in later. Great.

[00:06:31] Then we're getting Yoni Steam. Now, we've seen a Yoni Steam many times on reality TV now. I feel like the first time, at least for me, that I saw a Yoni Steam would have been on Seeking Sister Wife with the, um, with them, with them people that we don't see anymore.

[00:06:51] But I didn't realize the benefits of Yoni, um, especially the person with PCOS. I'm like, huh. I saw her doing Google searches to see where in my area they have Yoni Steam's.

[00:07:07] It's something I'd do in the new year. Anyway, they say that the, her pussy is sad. Okay. Um, but he's doing it too. He's, he's joining in and doing the Sony Steam as well, which, you know, great. Um, and the lady who's coming and doing the Steam for them is like, oh, don't worry, it's fine.

[00:07:31] And his dick and balls won't touch the water. And Myisha's like, mm, it might. It might. It might. It might touch the water. Jesus Christ. Like, seriously. Is any man sick that big?

[00:07:43] I'm sorry. I'm, I'm just, I'm just, really? Anyway. So basically the thing is, is we need to connect with our pussies. Okay.

[00:07:56] That's the end of Joe and Myisha for episode nine. Let's move on to the next people. And that's Charlie and Jen. So the boys are hunting for the first time.

[00:08:05] It is not currently turkey season, but they're just going to be practicing. So they're not actually hunting, they're just practicing.

[00:08:12] But instead of hunting, uh, Joe, uh, no, sorry, Charlie, he just jabbers on about how the right way to do things, blah, blah, blah.

[00:08:23] And the boys are just like, really? Can we just shoot something? And Jen's with them too. And Jen's like,

[00:08:31] puts this, can I talk to you over here, please? Yeah. You wait here, boys. You wait here. Can you shut the fuck up?

[00:08:39] Seriously? Seriously. Stop yabbering and let them shoot the damn guns. Okay. Okay. And I don't think he's doing

[00:08:51] it to be like a, you know, a party booper or anything like that. I think it's just, he's so passionate about

[00:08:57] the mountain. He's so passionate about this lifestyle that he just, you know, I don't think he's doing it

[00:09:04] to be, you know, annoying. Anyway, Jen is planning to talk to the boys about coming to the mountain more often.

[00:09:13] I think we see that more in the next episode. So we'll just hold that for now. We'll come back to that.

[00:09:19] So that's the end of them for the episode nine. Next, Jen and Jolie. We forgot, did I forget that Jen's a witch?

[00:09:28] Because I did. I forgot she was a witch. She's a witch and she has a coven, y'all. And I love it.

[00:09:34] Anyways, Jen also has a secret. A big one, question mark, that she needs to tell Jolie.

[00:09:42] Maybe kind of just honestly adds to the trauma that this poor woman's been through. So

[00:09:49] her dad has been in prison her whole life. He just showed up at our house one day though.

[00:09:58] Didn't, she didn't know this was her father. She was seven years old. She was home alone.

[00:10:04] And this stranger tells her, oh, hey, Jen, I'm your dad. What the fuck? Some people, man,

[00:10:15] honestly. And again, she's home alone. She has no one she can talk to. She's seven. Can we remember

[00:10:22] what we were doing at seven? Y'all, I was playing with Tamakashi at seven. Okay. I was in grade two.

[00:10:30] You're in grade two. Like, what? So the next day now, FBI came to get him on a murder that he

[00:10:44] committed in Louisiana. Oh my God. Who is he? I don't know who he is. Is there going to be a

[00:10:53] find out who he is? You know what I mean? I know a lot of things happened and I don't know how old,

[00:10:59] how old is she again? I don't know if he got an age for them, but I think she's in her 50s.

[00:11:05] So we're talking this woman 40 years ago. Y'all, we're in the 70s-ish. 80s. 80s worth of time too.

[00:11:13] But yo, that is, wow. And her mom, who seems to be just not a nice person, mom who doesn't have her

[00:11:26] for much longer, honestly, mom made her feel shame about her dad, I guess, committing this murder and

[00:11:37] then getting sent to prison? How is this her fault? How is, okay. I mean, not that I have to explain it,

[00:11:47] but how is it Jen's fault that her dad, A, committed a murder, B, was on the run, C,

[00:11:54] comes to the house and says, hey, I'm your dad. How is the seven-year-old's fault? I'm trying to make

[00:12:04] sense of this. And unfortunately, when you are being hit with trauma after trauma after trauma after

[00:12:13] trauma in your life, it's hard for you to put that out, like, put that, piece those things together to

[00:12:21] be like, but how is this my fault? What did I do? So she said after finding all of the sad about her

[00:12:31] dad, she got in a lot of trouble. And I'm not sure, I think she did kind of say she got in trouble in

[00:12:38] terms of, like, drinking. I don't know if there was drugs involved or anything like that. If she was

[00:12:42] stealing or anything. And she had ended up becoming the ward of the state at 15 years old.

[00:12:50] Just, I feel really, really bad for her. She's been through a lot. I mean, she has, like, weird

[00:12:58] feeling when it comes to her. I think she is, I think that the, honestly, when I'll get to it,

[00:13:05] I think the main thing here for her is she has no business being in a relationship as much as she

[00:13:10] wants it. And I get it. She's nowhere near ready to be in a relationship. Anyway, that's the end of

[00:13:18] episode nine. I do think we had someone else on this episode, but maybe Ryan and Shayla, but, like,

[00:13:23] there was not much to talk about. So let's move on to episode 10. So Maisha and Jo. So Maisha has to

[00:13:31] change her diet. Yeah. And it's, listen, y'all, it is not easy to, to do. I think everyone has their

[00:13:38] thing. I think for her, she said salt or salty things is kind of things she craves. For me,

[00:13:44] it's sweets, which is, like, the worst thing to crave with PCOS. Because, again, all women crave

[00:13:52] things. That's not, that's, I'm not saying that. PCOS, though, heightens it even more. And it's usually

[00:14:01] the thing that is the least healthiest for you. And as much as you try to train yourself to be like,

[00:14:08] no, I can't have this. It's really difficult. So, yeah, she's going to need to take her diet.

[00:14:19] And Jo, being supportive husband, is going to be doing it with her. And she takes an opportunity

[00:14:24] to say here that we need to focus on babies. And maybe we need to put the poly lifestyle on the side

[00:14:30] for now. And she asks him if he's good with that. And he says, yes, he is. Now, do I think he fully

[00:14:36] is? No. But I think, I do think Joe will do whatever he needs for my Aisha. And I think that

[00:14:46] is how it should be, mind you. You should always put your woman first. And as women, we should always

[00:14:52] put our man first. But when it comes to wanting something so badly, like becoming a mom, trust me,

[00:15:00] nothing. And I think we all know who have wanted it or, you know, at some point, nothing else matters.

[00:15:10] Not really. So, anyway, a neighbor comes by with a deer with that Aisha is excited to clean

[00:15:22] because she's always wanted to do it. Y'all, listen. I know this is how shit is done. I get it. Okay?

[00:15:30] I'm honestly, watching a deer be shot and killed for some reason doesn't warrant like this really

[00:15:40] visceral reaction for me. But watching it be skinned and cleaned was something that I did not have

[00:15:51] on my bingo card for this show. I was, I can't even say mortified. It was, I'm not even morally

[00:16:01] mortified. It was, it was, it was interesting to watch, but at the same time, you want to look away,

[00:16:13] but I couldn't. I couldn't look away. I was like, what in the, but it was still really

[00:16:22] interesting to watch. I don't, I can't tell you why. It was the weirdest thing though.

[00:16:30] I never need to see it again, mind you. But I was just like, whoa. Anyway,

[00:16:39] they cook the deer and she likes the deer. The kitty likes the fishy. By the way, the neighbor who came

[00:16:48] to help them with this named Cliff, Cliff can get it. Anyways, that's it for them for episode 10.

[00:16:58] Next couple, Ryan and Shayla. So Ryan is burning some tumbleweeds and Shayla's like,

[00:17:04] the sun is down and he's still working. Let me say something. I think, especially for, I don't know

[00:17:11] what it is with men, especially when they fixate on something, it's hard for them to change course.

[00:17:19] Or when they're used to life being what it's been and they just figure, oh, you can just fit in there

[00:17:25] somewhere. It's hard for them to change that. Add to the fact that this is a guy who was in the

[00:17:34] military and, you know, actually was deployed. It's just, and he deals with that trauma.

[00:17:45] Honestly, PTSD. I'm sure he must have PTSD. There's, yeah, there's just, I don't think there's

[00:17:53] a way you come out scot-free from that. He's probably really thrives on the routine

[00:18:02] and it's really hard for him to probably break it.

[00:18:07] Um, so she can't even talk without the blowtorch going off. Every time she says something, he's like,

[00:18:14] like, this is blowtorch. It was actually really funny. Irritated her. It was funny for me.

[00:18:22] She says that she has a very successful business. I do question successful. Um, but she has a

[00:18:31] business and she knows what she's talking about here. She says, you need, you know, downtime.

[00:18:37] And I'm like, successful? I'm still on that. Um, but he suggests date nights, which seems great.

[00:18:46] Yeah, let's do date nights. It's great. Um, so he's like, what about a day working together as a way to

[00:18:53] spend time? And she's like, is that your idea of a date night? Um, cause it's not mine. So we take

[00:19:02] literally one step forward and about 10 steps back with, you know, trying to create something for both

[00:19:12] of them to do together that they can both appreciate. So while he's talking to rejection about why he's

[00:19:22] here, he, he says, oh, she knows she kicks me out of the house so she can work, which I mean,

[00:19:31] get kind of gonna. And she says, oh no, no, you don't. Oh no, no, you don't. That's not what

[00:19:36] happened. That is not what happened. And I'm like, oh Jesus Christ. And he has set up an air mattress

[00:19:45] outside with a card and hot chocolate. And he tells her, listen, I heard you last time. I'm going to do

[00:19:50] better. And I guess we'll see whether or not that actually happens. But anyways, um,

[00:20:00] that's it for them for episode 10. Next, um, we are with Arunia and Samuel. Yo, he left,

[00:20:08] he dipped the fuck out. He didn't even last, but he does come back and they talk about kind of what

[00:20:15] happened here. And they disagree on what the plan was supposed to be in terms of, I mean, here's the

[00:20:22] thing. I don't particularly like Arunia. I don't particularly like Samuel either. They're both

[00:20:28] kind of stupid. You, Arunia, want to make babies. You don't tell him that. You just figure he wants

[00:20:38] to make babies. Samuel, you don't tell her that you want to work and travel to do so. So you don't

[00:20:48] communicate with each other on those things. Back to Arunia, you don't make compromise in terms of

[00:20:55] sleeping with your child. You're in a relationship with somebody. I'm sorry, but like there has to be

[00:21:02] some boundaries, especially when this is not his child. So that's awkward and weird. So it's just

[00:21:09] like, there's no compromise with, with her whatsoever. And there's a lack of communication

[00:21:17] on his part as well. So it's just like, this was never going to work. And it doesn't because they

[00:21:22] break up. That's basically it for them for episode 10. I don't think we see them again until they,

[00:21:27] well, at least her anyways, until the last episode. And next people, who the fuck is Canard?

[00:21:37] Who the fuck? Why are we bringing in a new couple for episode 10? Why? Why? Why is this happening?

[00:21:48] This is so stupid. This is so stupid. Anyway, we have Canard and I think her name's Christina. I don't

[00:21:54] even know. We're in Georgia. He's got a wife and he's got a kids, four of them, and they're new to

[00:22:01] homesteading. Amen. Go on with your bad self. Do you boo boo. Let's move on. Episode 11.

[00:22:10] We're with Jen and Jolie. So Jolie's daughter and grandkids are coming by. So she talks about the fact

[00:22:18] that her children's dad died and she also didn't have a good relationship with him. Yeah, I don't

[00:22:32] know if you get a lot of details on that. I do wonder if one of those things is I just don't want

[00:22:36] to have sex with men. But you know what? If I wasn't straight, I too would choose not to have sex

[00:22:44] with men. Men are tiring. Men are just stupid. Anyways, so Emily is her daughter's name spelled

[00:22:58] E-M-A-L-E-E. You know, Jolie, I love Jolie very much. And I mean, Jolie's a very interesting name

[00:23:08] for a first name, mind you. The spelling of this name, though, come on. Anyways, Emily, her daughter,

[00:23:16] is a little unsure here about Jen. And I think, honestly, it's not about Jen for her. It's about

[00:23:24] the fact that Jolie was in a two-decade-long relationship with somebody. They're used to

[00:23:31] this person. I'm going to assume not the father. They're used to this person. And that came crashing.

[00:23:40] And now she's in this relationship with Jen not long after that. So I think she really struggles

[00:23:46] with that. Now, I want to say this, sweetheart, sweetheart, I'm going to say this. Lesbians move

[00:23:53] really quickly. So you're going to need to get used to this, okay? Because chances are, this is not going

[00:24:01] to be the last time that her mom moves a little quick onto another relationship. Anyways, she is

[00:24:10] here. And listen, she doesn't say hello to Jen. Jolie also doesn't introduce Emily and her grandson

[00:24:19] to Jen. And I think her boys were still there, too. There's no introduction. And Jen's like,

[00:24:26] yeah, I'm here. I'm over here. I can't come say hi because the water is warm and I need to do these

[00:24:32] dishes before the water gets cold again. Why didn't Jolie introduce her daughter? It is something that is

[00:24:43] discussed later, but I just don't understand why that didn't happen. Anyway, then we have

[00:24:55] this really awkward dinner where Emily is not saying a damn thing. Like, barely words were exchanged

[00:25:04] between Jen and Emily. And honestly, it's rude of Emily to not say anything to this person. Like,

[00:25:12] you're at this person's home. Say something, okay? You could have said hello. I don't even think she

[00:25:19] says goodbye or barely. And Jen is trying to have a conversation with Emily, but Emily's just not

[00:25:28] receiving it. And it's honestly, it's really shitty. She's grown enough. She's grown enough to have a

[00:25:35] child. You're grown enough to act a little better. Anyways, so Jen, she, Emily thinks, is sweet and kind.

[00:25:44] And that's not real. Usually it isn't. And I said, who hurt you? Jesus. She thinks that her mom can live

[00:25:53] there, but long-term, maybe not so much. And more on that later. She questions how can my mom go from

[00:26:01] being in a relationship for 22 years to this one so quickly because lesbians. Then Jolie starts having

[00:26:10] a breakdown because when she has this conversation with Emily on their own, where Emily's kind of like,

[00:26:19] I'm a little unsure here about Jen, that really sends Jolie in a tailspin. And she has like a,

[00:26:28] she has a minty bee. And she does end up leaving. I think this was in this episode or maybe it was

[00:26:37] the next episode. So I'll probably talk about it again in the next, for episode,

[00:26:42] Elabertage, what's going on? 11? I don't even know. But she does end up leaving and spending

[00:26:50] time with her daughter and grandson at the Airbnb that she rented. So yeah. So that's basically it

[00:26:57] for them. Let's move on to Jen and Charlie. So the boys have left all of them, but everyone that's

[00:27:02] left the three. It's the only three, the three that are not gone. Jen is having second thoughts about

[00:27:08] being on the mountain now, which is like, what? Which I mean, the boys seem to like it. I don't

[00:27:14] know why she's second guessing it. But he kind of wants her to conquer her fear because bears,

[00:27:19] she's scared of bears. Bears are a character in their storyline, like Winter is a character in

[00:27:25] Jen and Jolie's storyline. Seriously. Anyway, that's it for them. Not much. Next,

[00:27:32] Shayla. We find out, it's where we're with Shayla and Rye now. We find out that Shayla was actually in

[00:27:37] an abusive relationship. And it's actually really sad because she's 23, 24. And do you hear the people

[00:27:47] that young, again, she's at least a decade younger than me. Yikes. Do you hear the people have been

[00:27:55] through relationships like that? It's heartbreaking. It's really heartbreaking, especially when you're

[00:28:00] that young. She says that she's feeling triggered being there and she's starting to see him as a

[00:28:10] threat. Now, he's not doing anything to her, but again, kind of just like with Jen, when you have

[00:28:17] been through traumatic situations or trauma in life, it's hard to separate the trauma from the

[00:28:24] person you're currently in a relationship with or currently around or whatever and not realizing

[00:28:31] that this person's not necessarily going to do what the last person did. She is not meaning to do it,

[00:28:40] but again, I think just she can't really help that, right? And she's starting to see now how it's

[00:28:50] affecting her relationship with Ryan. She's realizing now that she needs to talk to him about how she's

[00:28:56] been feeling, which yes, perfect communication, realization, self-reflection, and then communicating

[00:29:03] with your person. This is all I ask for from people. Anyway, we'll come back to them. That's it for now.

[00:29:12] Next, we're with Kennard and the next one, they're going to be cooking great and they have no propane

[00:29:21] because the tank they have currently is empty and I said, you're dumb, dumb, dumbs. How is this?

[00:29:27] Seriously, I'm going to have thoughts and feelings about the storyline. I'll wait to the end

[00:29:30] of the show completely. I was like, why are they here? Anyway, so they have to use this rocket stove

[00:29:41] where you basically put sticks and shit in the bottom of it and then the fire from the sticks and

[00:29:49] shit, not actual shit, but you see where I'm going with this, leaves and stuff, will cook the food

[00:29:56] very, very fucking slowly. The end, moving on. Final episode for this episode, episode 12.

[00:30:05] So like I said, Jolie's going to be staying at the Airbnb with Emily, which is triggering Jen

[00:30:11] because Jen's like abandonment issues as we know she has. So her leaving is like,

[00:30:17] am I just, why is she leaving me right now? But this is why I mean, yes, you have abandonment issues.

[00:30:24] You have trauma. You have trauma. I get that. But then maybe what you need is a therapist,

[00:30:30] not a girlfriend. Maybe that's what you need because you have to kind of realize, and again,

[00:30:38] it's training your brain, but basically you need to kind of say to yourself, this isn't about me.

[00:30:53] This is, it's nothing to do with me. She has every right to want to spend time with her daughter,

[00:30:58] but she complains about that. She complains about the fact of I have to like be here by myself and

[00:31:05] whatever. And you know, what she's going to be with her daughter like that. Like why? And she's,

[00:31:11] I'm like, but why not? You know what I mean? Like why wouldn't she? Anyways. So it's the next day now

[00:31:19] and Jen is feeling let down about the meeting with Emily, which I think is understandable.

[00:31:26] I think that's, that's a hundred percent understandable and honestly valid.

[00:31:35] So the boys have left now and Jolie is back and we start talking about the meeting with Emily.

[00:31:44] She's like, there was no introduction and Jolie's like, huh? Really? I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

[00:31:50] Which yes, but how did you not realize that you're like going over to your daughter, which fine.

[00:31:57] And then you're just walking off. Did you not think about the person who's home this is? Oh shit.

[00:32:04] Yeah. Let's go introduce you first. What? And she also says she didn't talk to me much,

[00:32:10] which no, she didn't. And she said, then you left like you did because she just wanted to be

[00:32:17] with her daughter and that's, you know, whatever. And then Jen kind of only hears like, you'd rather

[00:32:25] be with your family and not here, which is like, that's not fair to Jolie. And it's also not fair

[00:32:32] to her either. Like you're, you're just putting yourself through unnecessary stress. She makes

[00:32:38] everything about her. I find, um, like I said that already. And she just thinks that you aren't

[00:32:44] telling me the truth about wanting to be here, which is like, ah, do, uh, do I think Jolie would

[00:32:53] rather be anywhere else? Absolutely. Is Jolie valid in thinking that? A hundred percent. She should be

[00:33:00] able to think that way, but still want to be there because you're here, you know? And

[00:33:09] everyone's valid in the way they're thinking, but you, she literally just wants someone to be

[00:33:15] rosy and peachy about being here, roughing it when that's not necessarily, not many people

[00:33:26] choose to off-grid. And that should be understood, but that does mean she doesn't want to be there

[00:33:33] because she wants to be there with you. But anyways, that's it for them for episode 12.

[00:33:44] That's going to be it for this episode for them entirely. Moving on, Myesha and Joe. So Myesha

[00:33:51] thinks that she might be pregnant this time because she's craving things, y'all. She's craving things.

[00:33:56] And I said, honey, that's just a Tuesday. Anyway, she takes that test and it's, it's negative,

[00:34:04] unfortunately. And we do find out after that, that Joe's sperm does work. Yay for sperm working.

[00:34:11] She says that he doesn't come a lot though. So that's crazy. And I'm like, it has nothing to do

[00:34:17] with what you see, honey. It's just about what the count's got. You know how much sperm he's got in

[00:34:24] each load. As long as there's enough in each load and they're moving and the shape well, you're good.

[00:34:32] Anyway, then the ducks start fucking. And that is also something I didn't, why is it always Joe

[00:34:40] Myesha's storyline that I'm like, didn't expect to see that. Didn't expect to see that. Didn't expect

[00:34:46] to see that. I didn't expect that. Yep. Didn't expect that. It was, that duck was wishing that

[00:34:56] other duck. I'm just, and then there's the other duck, like, like what? Making sure she doesn't get

[00:35:03] away. It was really weird. It was, okay, we're going to move on because I'm getting uncomfortable.

[00:35:10] That's it for them. Very quick with Ryan and Shayla. Shayla is all in on continuing this journey

[00:35:16] with Ryan. She's not going anywhere. Great. I think that's kind of the last time we see them

[00:35:22] until the last episode as well. So we'll, we'll see. We'll talk about them again later.

[00:35:27] Then we're back with the new people there, Kennard and, and, and her. And they're like, you know,

[00:35:34] she's, she's like, fuck them animals. They ate my corn. I love animals, but they ate my fucking

[00:35:41] corn. The bunnies, I heard the bunnies, a her corn. Anyway, they go hunting and the puppies crash

[00:35:50] the party while they go hunting. And these puppies were the cutest puppies. Honestly,

[00:35:55] the best part of their storyline is the animals. We'll get a goat soon. We get puppies. There's

[00:36:02] this bird whose name I didn't quite catch, but the bird is everywhere. That is the best part of their

[00:36:09] storyline. Everything else could care fucking less. Anyways, that is it for this episode. That is it

[00:36:17] for Love Off The Grid for now. We have one more episode. It's going to be covering two episodes,

[00:36:22] 13 and 14. And that's basically that. That's, that's, that'll be the end of Love Off The Grid.

[00:36:29] Um, again, not sure when you're getting this episode, but hopefully soon. I think I'll let

[00:36:38] Mormon wives just sit there for a bit because y'all, I'm so excited you guys are getting this,

[00:36:43] even though like you probably would have already gotten it by the time you get this, but

[00:36:49] oh, can't wait for that to come back right up for season two. But anyways, that is it for this episode.

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